February 2012
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Monologue Jokes, February 2012
New studies indicate that psilocybin, the hallucinogenic ingredient in “magic mushrooms,” may be an effective tool for fighting chronic depression. Results are based on claims that after doses of the drug, recipients literally quote “looked their depression in the eyes and put it in a head lock.”
Federal Officials have arrested four East Haven, Connecticut police officers for civil...
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If The Beatles Were Beetles and Sang About Bugs
Strawberry Fields Forever Swarming with Sowbugs
A Day in the Life of a Mayfly Because That’s How Long It Will Live
Yesterday It Was Just a Caterpillar
Getting Better Since We Got Rid of the Termites
Let It Be Anything But Bedbugs
Help! It’s a Spider!
Martha My Dear It’s Just an Ant
With a Little Help from My Friends We Can Swat This Fly
Ladybug Madonna
A Taste of Honeybee
Come Together...
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A Box of Memories
“Alex, it’s Mom. I cleaned out the attic and found this old box of…stuff. Toys, CDs, some books. A lunchbox? Mostly crap. I’m giving it away. Call me back.” Memories fired off. Childhood memories closely tied with the items. I called her back. Eventually. “Don’t get rid of anything. Not yet. I’ll be home in a few weeks. Leave the box in my room. I’ll go through it.” A yellow water gun rested...