I have a new piece on Medium, “I’m The #1 Football Dad Who Wants To Cheer For His Son During Art Class.” Here’s a preview:
I’m feeling all artful, surrounded by these easels and messy bowls of cloudy water, wooden pallets or whatever you call them smeared with so many kinds of paint that the combined color actually reminds me of the pig skin. I thought about tossing the pallet thing across the room, but I figured it wouldn’t go over too well, am I right? CORY GO LONG! Just kidding. He can’t really catch anyway.
Go long and read the full piece here.